Just Waddle a Little Further!

Is walking really all that bad? Because the people in the Publix parking lot would rather sit in their car, waiting for a close parking space for 5 minutes than parking slightly further away and getting into the store in half that amount of time! Not to mention they are holding up another 5 cars behind them so they get that super close space. Is it really too much to ask for you to get out of the way and walk an extra 20 feet? God forBID their cankle-selves be in the fresh air for more than what is absolutely necessary.

PS I hate my air conditioner.